The Adventures of Jonas Taicy

Tough 3

2006-08-04T17:38:00.000-07:00

OMG. I ran 3 outside for the first time. HELP! I brought a balance bar and some GUs that I bought in the outdoor section of KMART. It didn't go well. I had to walk after the first mile. How am I going to run 26 miles?

Questions for you runner dudes and dudettes:

1. Should I use GUs on all my runs? These things are nasty. I wanted to eat a Goofy Golf xtra cheese at mile 2. I wanted to zap it up and wolf it up. I wanted to devour it! Yum-yum. Don't give me this little packet of syrup people.

2. Marathon advice for first time LOSERS like moi. God I want to go hide in my room and pet Alcazar after this DISASTER. I look so fat too!

3. Running shoe tips.

4. Walking. Do I walk in the marathon? I think there's a guy that talks about walking in marathons. I think his name is Shorter? I heard he got a medal and walked in parts of the race? Geez. If Shorter can walk and get a gold, why not me?

5. General tips. I need help people!

Linking thing--I am teleporting you to Mondor!!!

2006-08-04T12:59:00.000-07:00

God almighty. What is it with these linking buttons?

Does anyone else out there have problem with there links? I wanted to link a post from John Bingham's site about the new ipod-Nike shoe and it went crazy on me.

ARGGGG!!! (me casting spell in my head...evil blogger software...kaboom!)

Here's the link. I got it working now.

Here.

Anyway, I like John's blog and once I can figure out how to mess around with the sidebar things, I will add his site to it.

I did figure out Googleads. AHEM!!!

Oh yea...here's MY POWER SONG. Shania Twain + Robots+Science Fiction Land Speeders. HELLO? DOES IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?

I am Jonas Here Me Roar

2006-08-03T12:34:00.000-07:00

I am Jonas.

I was born in Sandusky, Ohio a long time in a galaxy far, far, away (you Klingons, keep it to yourself. ;-)

Jonas is an only child.

My father worked for Guardian Industries (Automotive glass, third shift). My mother made cookies and dabbled in the home craft business and Amway and whatnot.

My first job was at Goofy Golf in Sandusky. I was an oddjobs guy and they made me do things like crawl around under the Goofy Golf Guy to shag balls that mean kids hit. Mean kids went after Goofy Golf Guy's private parts and so they made me bondo the holes from time to time.

I quit Goofy Golf because I got sick of the theme song, "Goofy...Goofy...We Golf Like GOOOOOOFY!!" I can sing it in my head. It hurts when I even have to drive by it. But if you visit Sandusky and you are looking for an original Galaga machine, or want some bumper boat fun, you should pay them a visit. There pizza sucks though. The cheese isn't as good as hot pocket cheese which rocks!

I went to high school and just was a C student but I graduated on time.

I went to Providence Hospital School of Radiologic Tech. and learned how to take xrays and whatnot. Ok. I didn't learn all that. I learned how to put the asbestos thing on the patient. The real doctor did all the xray stuff. I was going to be a technician which was either assisting with the xray process or repairing the xray machine.

I dropped out after a few months. Xrays are spooky and I didn't want to live a life putting asbestos vests on people day in and day out much like I didn't want to hear the Goofy Golf theme song and patch the holes over Goofy Golf Guy's balls.

I now live at home with ma and her six cats. Pa has passed on and ma replaced him with six cats: Trixie, Gentie, Saucy, Alcazar(my cat..AHEM), Boomba, and the newest kitten, Doosey. We named her Doosey because she was woosy when we picked her up from the family that was giving them away. We didn't want to call him Woosey and decided on Doosey.

I work somewhere I can't talk about right now.

I am currently single...attention! hot chicks! AHEM! send me an email!!!

WHEW!

That's all for now. My fingers hurt.

I'll write more about myself later. I gotta get my 3 miler in before work then its time for Hot Pockets!

May the Force be With you.

Peace be with you and all that....

HEYA EVERYONE!

2006-07-31T06:22:00.000-07:00

My name is Jonas. I run to have fun! I just started this blog because I want to express myself. Life is about adventures and I want to write about my adventures. I hope you will read about them and comment. It should be a fun ride!! :)

Let me start my first post by describing my running. I am heavily influenced by Runner's World. I like their approach to running, plus there models are hot! I also follow the Penguin who I consider and idol of sorts because he speaks to us slower, fatter runners.

I have yet to run a marathon and will be training this summer and fall for the Disney Marathon in January. I plan to run 20-30 miles a week in my trainup for it. I want to use this blog to record my life as I try to stumble and mumble my way to the finish line.